Dad by the Sword Free Download

OS: Windows 7 (SP1+) and Windows 10
Processor: 2 GHZ, CPUX64 architecture with SSE2 instruction set support
Memory: 2 GB RAM
Graphics: Graphics APIDX10, DX11, and DX12-capable GPUs
Storage: 300 MB available space

Game: Dad by the Sword Free Download

Dad by the Sword is a First Person Swordfighting game with a heavy focus on tactical dismemberment, player creativity, giant spraying fountains of purple blood, and dad jokes. Play as YOUR DAD in his quest to fight evil hot dogs, Wizzards, things hatched from eggs, and other vile Anti-Dads.

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About This Game

Dad By The Sword is a game about YOUR DAD running around in jorts and slaying Anti-Dads with a claymore. Experience a unique First Person Swordplay experience that rewards player creativity, featuring dynamic slicing and tactical limb severing. Outsmart your enemies, use dad accessories and enchanted dad shoes to gain an advantage, destroy weak points in their armor, and then slice them apart.

Dad Features:

Randomly generated dungeons for new battles every time you play
Pray at Dad Altars to gain character modifying dad perks (AKA “DERKS”)
Find Dad Accessories that give you wondrous new abilities, such as the powerful Airhorn, a magically growing Bowling Ball, or a superpowered Lawnmower
Character creation is a groundbreaking 100% infallible IRL paternity test
Unlock new dad types with their own abilities and styles of jean shorts AKA jorts
“It’s Dark Messiah meets Skyward Sword meets your dad meets Spelunky” — Quote from some prestigious video game guy
Lots of dad puns

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