CLAMPSHIP

About This Game

CLAMPSHIP is a falling-block puzzle game flipped on its head.

Use your spaceship to clamp and launch blocks where they need to go. Choose from a wide selection of tools and build your dream ship to maximize productivity AND capital gains!

You’ve played *that other game* for hours!?

Yet, it only had one level, a few pieces, and ZERO explosions…
Is your attention really this easy to grab? Luckily, at Mandel’s Broth Inc., we’ve made it our mission to weaponize your nostalgia!

FEATURES of TetraTasker’s basic employment package:

• Build your own Ship! Grow from a poor little cruiser into an unwieldy surplus-labor-value accumulating machine!
• Upgrade your tools! Clamping is only the beginning; unlock laser rays, electromagnetic beams, grappling hooks and much more!
• Lore! Yes! Lore! A falling-block puzzle game with a story. Finally! Truly what they’ve been missing all along.
• Clear-a-thon! Line clears, Match clears, Pack clears, Demolition clears, and more! Combine them to make some space and tons of profits!
• So many blocks! Tetrominoes are SO outdated. Enter the *future* and play with pieces of all shapes and sizes! Watch out for fragile, explosive, sticky packages, and the likes!
• Emphasis on player creativity! Design the game yourself! We can’t be bothered with it anymore. Attach passive modules to your ship that change the way you play!
• Level Creator! Use our patented structure designer to shape dozens of levels to whatever best fits our needs.
• Achievements! At Mandel’s we applaud hard work, this is why you’ll get rewarded for your most exceptional feats with salary bonu- Uh.. Tokens of our sincere gratitude!
• AND here’s the best part… For each copy of this game you buy, WE MAKE MORE MONEY! Wowow! What a deal!

Still not sure if you have what it takes to become a TetraTasker?

-Are you a team player?

-Can you handle our infinitely self-similar solar systems?
-Ever wondered why Jupiter is dying?
-Do you have 2 or more limbs?
-Is the hum of a DieSun Sphere™ soothing to your ears?
-Do you love soup?

If you answered Yes or No to one or many of these questions, this game is for you!

No time to lose!

Take control TODAY over your means of production thanks to our ingenious neo-enterprising Boss-Hustle-Grind triangular hiring schemes!

*ships are leased, tools are rented, profits are Mandel’s*

SPONSORED BY MANDEL’S GAMES – TETRONOMICS DIVISION #LIJZ0ST